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Old Aug 02, 2009, 01:07 PM // 13:07   #181
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"Chuck Norris tears cure cancer"
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Probably the worst Chuck Norris gag I've heard lol, since the joke is that he is supposed to be TOUGH not JESUS :P

If anything it's deadly poison.

Even so Chuck Norris jokes has died out XD

STUPID THING I'VE HEARD (Not stupidest though):

"How do you get gold in this game?" - in Yak's Bend.
ITS NOT ALL OF IT!!!

When the second sentence comes, itll make much more sense

"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries"
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Old Aug 02, 2009, 09:57 PM // 21:57   #182
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Today in Doomlore, methinking that double GW:EN points would be kinda the priority for most...



I was wrong.....
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Old Aug 02, 2009, 10:39 PM // 22:39   #183
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Today in Doomlore, methinking that double GW:EN points would be kinda the priority for most...



I was wrong.....
Says the person playing for 6 hours.
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Old Aug 02, 2009, 10:56 PM // 22:56   #184
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Says the person playing for 6 hours.
Maybe he was farming points. It'd explain why he thought everyone else would.

I know I was this weekend. Finally maxed Asura.
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Old Aug 03, 2009, 06:54 AM // 06:54   #185
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Today in Doomlore, methinking that double GW:EN points would be kinda the priority for most...



I was wrong.....
i saw that excatly same sentence in Temple of Ages the other day. It was quite...interesting.
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Old Aug 03, 2009, 08:05 AM // 08:05   #186
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Old Aug 03, 2009, 08:46 AM // 08:46   #187
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"I won't use Glyph of Lesser Energy because it's meta."

This was like a year or two ago in LA ID1, but still. RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing shitters.
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Old Aug 03, 2009, 12:19 PM // 12:19   #188
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Hmm... this happened to me the other day when a player who was a Me/r was trying to justify to me why a mesmer beast master was a good idea. I didn't argue with him because he's free to play the game however he wants, but hmmm... maybe someone could tell me why a Mesmer would want to spend enough attribute points in Beast Mastery to make it a viable and complimentary option to mesmer spells. I could be missing something here.

Now, I know that a r/me has some nice options and maybe it could work the other way around as well, but not as a beast master.
I used a Mesmer beast master once. >__o;;
On the EotN quest "Practice, Dummy."
Because it was cheaper to get a pet then to get a new skillbar. :/
Backfire and Empathy have no power against the practice dummies. xD


As for a funniest moment.
I went into FA on the Luxon side yesterday.
And ended up facing 6 Defy pain Whammos and 2 monks.
Lost. So hard. :/
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Old Aug 03, 2009, 06:34 PM // 18:34   #189
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Just now in the Astralarium:

Amid all the people trying to flog skale fins for 500g, one lone voice says (in trade)

"wtb guild (Party Search)"

Honestly.
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Old Aug 03, 2009, 06:45 PM // 18:45   #190
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LOL

I would hav e just not said anything so i can be aumsed with the constant msis seplling a nd double spaces.

c wut i did thar?
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Old Aug 03, 2009, 06:49 PM // 18:49   #191
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LOL

I would hav e just not said anything so i can be aumsed with the constant msis seplling a nd double spaces.

c wut i did thar?

i c wat u did thar

But for me it's gotta be the classic.''Why isn't my mending keeping me alive?!11?''

You would be surprised at how many people still run in on their bars.
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Old Aug 04, 2009, 03:47 PM // 15:47   #192
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Old Aug 04, 2009, 07:25 PM // 19:25   #193
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yesterday in RA, my team was :
3 monks with a restoration paragon...
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Old Aug 04, 2009, 07:33 PM // 19:33   #194
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It's not broken, everyone can use it...
The damned PVP players abusing skills got Ursan nerfed...

just a few I have heard recently
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Old Aug 12, 2009, 12:38 PM // 12:38   #195
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Looking for a run from Gunnar's Hold to Olafstead, came across this lil' fella.
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Old Aug 12, 2009, 01:39 PM // 13:39   #196
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One of the funniest/stupidest things I've heard was a couple years ago in a PuG. Our Healer monk was standing there, looking at the party who were all taking dirt naps at the time. Someone asked why he wasn't resurrecting anyone and he replied, "I'm a (expletive) monk. I don't resurrect!"

o.O
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Old Aug 12, 2009, 04:06 PM // 16:06   #197
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this.... just had to bo here

and he only wanted free ones, don't try selling em to him
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Old Aug 12, 2009, 05:45 PM // 17:45   #198
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One of the funniest/stupidest things I've heard was a couple years ago in a PuG. Our Healer monk was standing there, looking at the party who were all taking dirt naps at the time. Someone asked why he wasn't resurrecting anyone and he replied, "I'm a (expletive) monk. I don't resurrect!"

o.O
That's not actually quite as stupid as it first sounds. Quite a few monks don't carry res skills, as ressing in the middle of a battel can be the death of the PuG. They often expect other players to carry them so they can focus on keeping everyone else alive.

On the other hand, it's probably also a good idea to make sure that the rest of the PuG knows that this is the plan. Not all players are aware of the strategy (thinking newer players or those that don't read the wiki) and a team which leaves the ressing to the monk while the monk expects others to do it - and in which no one checks who brings the res is a pretty daft team indeed. As a mainly monk player myself, I'd always check who the PuG expects to res.

/textwall. Sorry.
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Old Aug 12, 2009, 06:22 PM // 18:22   #199
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Someone told me the government actually admitted the moon landings were faked, and after investigating, I believe they were actually serious.
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Old Aug 12, 2009, 07:24 PM // 19:24   #200
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Someone told me the government actually admitted the moon landings were faked, and after investigating, I believe they were actually serious.
It's a weird world we live in...
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